Hi, my name is Marlon Tunzi Fajita Barack...I know!
My person, thought it would be cool to name me after the Godfather, which is funny coz, she hasn't even watched the movies.
Apparently I am also named after a character in a literature book she had to study when she was about 14 years old! The title of the story was Tunzi the Faithful Shadow! Oh the cheese!
And speaking of cheese, somehow she thinks it would be cool to name me after her favourite TexMex dish - I mean, spare me!
My fourth name is the one I actually don't mind. I mean, even though everything that can possibly be named after the guy is being named after him...I was born in a special year, and I don't mind showcasing that. The only problem is, since I moved to this stinkingly feminine bachelor apartment, my chances of being Sasha and Malia's new White House Pup, have gone straight down the crapshoot or rather into the little gray bag my person carries every time she takes me for a walk.
Okay, so are you ready for the kicker? She calls me Marley and tells everyone it is after Bob Marley! I mean, can she make up her mind already?! What if she had a real baby?! I mean seriously, five initials?! All the eggs in her ovaries owe me!
We're cool though, I mean, I'll answer to whatever she calls me...as long as it's not Bitch...coz dammit, I'm a boy!
